Kevin Haber

Position - Defender

Height - Big Slick

Weight -  170 soaking wet

Birthdate - December 26, 1990

Hometown - Littleton

Current Home - Denver

Previous Clubs (Adult) - CU Boulder, Oskar Blues, Avery Brewing FC, Das Haus

Previous Clubs (Youth) - Real Colorado

Favorite Harpo's FC Moment - Scoring against that "professional" team, the Colorado Switchbacks, and then doing a knee slide that was slightly better than the pitch itself.

Why I love Harpo's FC - It's the second best team in Colorado but "the greatest pub team in the world" (Source: TheGuardian.com). #Suckit

Favorite Pro Teams - Chelsea FC, Bayern Munich, Zlatan